I have to blog this. Just have to. Afterall, it makes me healthier.
A recent German research published in New England Journal of Medicine mentioned that mens’ life span increase by 5 years if they spent 10 minutes everyday ogling at womens’ breasts!
It also mentioned that the boobs watching is equivalent to 30 minutes gym workout. Men who ogle have lower blood pressure and lower cardiovascular risk.
Can one lower his blood pressure by just watching porn? All they have to do is just “pause” and ogle for as long as they want. At least this way they dont risk being slap when caught ogling at breasts and labelled a pervert.
Guess I am going to postpone my gym membership. For now.