As mentioned previously, the hotel is embarking on its spring cleaning exercise. Meaning, everthing will be toppled over, to enable us to clean all corners and nooks.
I find it amusing to discover “stuff” hidden under the bed divans. Condoms! Used ones, that is.
I wonder if those amorous couples ever do it under the bed or the Housekeeping staff were simply lacking in their work.
But why do they want to hide the “soiled” condoms under the bed?
If you cant’ be bothered to dispose the rubber properly, my advice is to engage in “coitus interruptus” method. Then again, the guy got to have the greatest will power to do so, before volcanic eruption!