coitus interruptus? what’s that?

Right after my post about stuff found under the beds, an ex male colleague of mine asked me what the heck is “coitus interruptus”?

It’s basically a love-making method where the guy will withdraw his banger” right before volcanic eruption.

I am sure he’s gonna ask how does a guy know when to withdraw his “banger”? You see, right before the volcanic eruption, there will always be “seismic activities” to look out for. As I mentioned before, the guy’s will-power is paramount to prevent over-spilling of volcanic lava.

What’s a banger then?

Ever heard of bangers and mash”?

It’s sausages and mash potatoes! That’s what they call in the UK.

bangers and mash

 

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