Veterinarian, teacher and squirrel

What do a veterinarian, teacher and a squirrel have in common? It’s essentially effective ingredients for sensational news.

I came across this story in the local paper today and found it quite eye opening. I will make it bullet point format for easy digestion.

..pet squirrel was feverish

..teacher brought squirrel to vet

..vet told teacher to place squirrel under her blouse (squirrel’s temperature erractic)

..breast exposed when teacher took out squirrel

..vet commented nice body figure..

..vet showed teacher how to massage breast for fuller size

..vet groped breast and sucked breast

..teacher freed herself

..vet said, pet treatment was FOC

..vet invites teacher to come again

..teacher lodged police report

..pet squirrel died soon after!!

Moral of the story?

Never place a pet squirrel under your blouse..as squirrels are allergic to mammary glands

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